fmylife:

Today, I met my boyfriend’s notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son’s penis was still in my mouth. FML

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    life haha just kidding
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    lmfao, lmfao, lmfao, lmfao.
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    Ouch! Good Luck though! :D
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